Not While I'm Around

Dear G, There aren’t enough curse words in the world to satisfy me right now. Looks like you got nailed, just not in the way you wanted. If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there’s not even enough pages to make a pamphlet. Do you know how hard it is to get revenge when your enemy is changing every five minutes?! Me? Sweet? No. Witch hunts are my valium. I know that bitches don’t just happen. They’re made. By parents even more wicked than their offspring. You are living proof a person can't buy class. Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.
XOXO, B.




Dear C, I love you. I love you so much, it consumes me. But I am me, and you are you. There’s nothing you could ever say to make me let go. Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist. Looks like you got nailed, just not in the way you wanted. I don’t want you going anywhere. I couldn’t bear it... I love you, B.